The Brutalist Report

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• Pastor's divine 'dream' crypto scheme indicted by Uncle Sam [22d]
• Nvidia snaps back at Biden's 'innovation-killing' AI chip export restrictions [22d]
• Ransomware crew abuses AWS native encryption, sets data-destruct timer for 7 days [22d]
• Tesla recalls 239,382 vehicles over rearview camera problems [22d]
• UK unveils plans to mainline AI into the veins of the nation [22d]
• Blue Origin gives up on New Glenn lift-off, 2 hours into launch window [23d]
• Pornhub lockdown and fact-free Zuckbots – welcome to 2025 [23d]
• Nominet probes network intrusion linked to Ivanti zero-day exploit [23d]
• UK prepared to throw planning rules out the window for massive datacenters [23d]
• Life lesson: Don't delete millions of accounts on the same day you go to the dentist [23d]
• Euro-cloud Anexia moves 12,000 VMs off VMware to homebrew KVM platform [23d]
• Europe coughs up €400 to punter after breaking its own GDPR data protection rules [23d]
• Linus Torvalds offers to build guitar effects pedal for kernel developer [23d]
• Microsoft testing 45 percent M365 price hikes in Asia to make sure you can enjoy AI [23d]
• Microsoft tests 45% M365 price hikes in Asia-Pacific to see how much you enjoy AI [23d]
• TSMC revenue booms and you don’t need AI to figure out why [23d]