The Brutalist Report

The Register

• A modest proposal: Reformat everything to make documents more palatable to AI [74d]
• Cisco SD-WAN make-me-root bug under attack [74d]
• Feds freaked over Fable 5 after simple 'fix this code' prompt, not jailbreak, says researcher [74d]
• AI has changed data architecture, but storage hasn't caught up [74d]
• DARPA seeks swappable satellites to help with future star wars [74d]
• Anthropic reserves right to check ID for Claude subs [74d]
• HPE offers VMware refugees a year off the meter [74d]
• Council of Europe hacked in ShinyHunters' PeopleSoft heist [74d]
• Java's Project Valhalla finally lands a preview in JDK 28 [74d]
• Feds snooze as US datacenter law set to lapse with no replacement in site [74d]
• The Y2K bug is back! Dutch dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build [74d]
• The Y2K bug is back! Danish dev digs up untimely flaw in old BSD build [74d]
• NASA Management wants a word and won't say why [74d]
• Red Hat gives Ubuntu a bootc up the backside at Canonical shindig [74d]
• Microsoft site throwing warnings after someone forgot to renew cert [74d]
• Europe's AI paralysis has a solution - and it starts with a semantic twin [74d]
• Salesforce reels in customer support AI specialist Fin for $3.6B [74d]
• PRC-linked spies hid inside medical and military networks for more than a year, snooping through Gmail and stealing data [74d]
• Arch Linux locks down AUR signups amid wave of malicious commits [74d]
• US clampdown on Anthropic models sends EU sovereignty surge into overdrive [74d]
• Flatpak-NG sounds like bad news for systemd refuseniks [74d]
• UK AI hiring surges as firms seek people to babysit the bots [74d]
• UK Treasury hunts CTO on salary that may not compute for top tech talent [74d]
• Palantir's NHS data deal called in for a second opinion [74d]
• Britain plots digital bedtime after kicking under-16s off social media [74d]
• Google found liable for bad AI Overview results. Let’s play Truth Or Consequences [75d]
• Munch Museum Windows display gives visitors something to scream about [75d]
• Chinese e-tailer claimed 14-inch box stretched the size of a 9-inch tablet [75d]