The Brutalist Report

The Register

• LinkedIn realizes its users have been bathing in AI slop, offers a shower [27d]
• Oracle adds Google Gemini to the agent menu [27d]
• GPUs could explode to multiple TB with new storage-inspired memory tech [27d]
• Open source project fools AI scrapers with poisoned font [27d]
• Jailed Flock vandal wipes out three cameras, racks up thousands in damages [27d]
• 5 Things to Consider BEFORE Your VMware ELA Expiration Date [27d]
• Americans give all-day school phone bans a ringing endorsement [27d]
• From individual achievement to partner impact [27d]
• Samsung warns memory crunch will last through 2028 as profit rises 19-fold [27d]
• Amazon links four poisoned npm packages to one North Korean crew [27d]
• Microsoft makes Copilot harder to miss in Classic Outlook [27d]
• Hims & Hers accused of sharing health secrets and hiding the cancel button [27d]
• MariaDB again faces questions over Galera's open source future [27d]
• Russian spies take their half-click email attack from Zimbra to Outlook [27d]
• The majority of corporate IT is now off premises for the first time [27d]
• 30 years ago, AT&T gave Internet Explorer the default advantage [27d]
• Brighton gig screen goes One Step Beyond with an update pop-up [27d]
• Headteacher had the most guessable username-password combo you could imagine [27d]
• Excuses like 'AI did it' don't exist in the eyes of the law [27d]
• Veeam adds support for six more hypervisors in case you are up for a new one [27d]
• Curiosity rover spots field of giant honeycomb on Mars – but no giant space bees [27d]
• Qualcomm won’t be a big datacenter player anytime soon [27d]
• Cisco 'retires' its Azure Local offering rather than catch up to Microsoft’s changed hardware requirements [27d]