The Brutalist Report

The Register

• Foldable smartphones crawl to one percent of global market share [778d]
• Japanese sushi chain boss resigns amid accusation of improper data access [778d]
• India’s Mars Orbiter Mission loses contact, burns all fuel, deemed ‘non-recoverable’ [778d]
• NetScaler reclaims its identity after Citrix and Tibco merge as ‘Cloud Software Group’ [778d]
• Xiaomi India names Qualcomm as destination for allegedly illegal payments [778d]
• This rumor needs to Die Hard: Bruce Willis denies selling face to deepfake biz [778d]
• Atlassian, Microsoft bugs on CISA’s must-patch list after exploitation spree [778d]
• Online romance scamlord who netted $9.5m jailed for 25 years [778d]
• Remote work wipes $453b off office real estate [778d]
• TikTok caught using tracking pixels just like Meta, Google [778d]
• From today, America and UK follow new rules on how they can demand your data from each other [778d]
• It's 2058. A quantum computer is just another decade away. Still, you curse Cloudflare [778d]
• National Cybersecurity Awareness program 18 years on: Don't click that [778d]
• FBI: We tracked who was printing secret documents to unmask ex-NSA suspect [778d]
• Big changes coming in Debian 12: Some parts won't be FOSS [778d]
• PostgreSQL 15 promises to ease Oracle and SQL Server migrations [778d]
• FCC takes on robotexts. Good news if your dad thinks IRS gives SMS rebates [778d]
• Will Intel's Mobileye IPO drive further fab funding? [778d]
• Teradata CTO Stephen Brobst drowns data lakehouse concept [778d]
• EU semiconductor investment not nearly enough, warns chip boss [778d]
• Vodafone and Three's UK arms locked in merger talks [778d]
• Tesla has a lot of work to do on its Optimus robot [778d]
• Google Translate dropped in mainland China [778d]
• Founder of cybersecurity firm Acronis is afraid of his own vacuum cleaner [778d]
• Between ransomware and month-long engagements, IR teams need a hug — and a nap [778d]
• Bank of England puts cloud analytics on todo list after seeing off market collapse [778d]
• The open internet repels its most insidious attackers. They’ll return [778d]
• Tetchy trainee turned the lights down low to teach turgid lecturer a lesson [778d]