The Brutalist Report

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• StockHistory function becomes StockMystery as Microsoft Excel bugs out [64d]
• No membrane in sight as Osmos diffuses into Microsoft Fabric [64d]
• Mem-ageddon: AI chip frenzy to wallop DRAM prices with 70% hike [64d]
• Fake Windows BSODs check in at Europe's hotels to con staff into running malware [64d]
• Humongous 52-inch Dell monitor will make you feel like king of the internet with four screens in one [64d]
• Congress ctrl-Zs bulk of proposed cuts to NASA science [64d]
• Crypto wallet shop Ledger confirms customer data lifted in Global-e snafu [64d]
• UK urged to unplug from US tech giants as digital sovereignty fears grow [64d]
• Researchers poison stolen data to make AI systems return wrong results [64d]
• Students bag extended Christmas break after cyber hit on school IT [64d]
• UK splashes £210M on cyber plan to stop Whitehall getting pwnd [64d]