The Brutalist Report

The Register

• AI takes on Robotron: 2084, the original robot uprising simulator [8d]
• AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals [8d]
• Boffins hook fly brain map to virtual body, which starts looking for sugar [8d]
• Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI [8d]
• Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years [8d]
• ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30% [8d]
• Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems [8d]
• Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records [8d]
• Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/ [8d]
• UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power [8d]
• West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times [8d]
• Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny [8d]
• Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble [8d]
• AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’ [8d]
• Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection [9d]
• India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants [9d]
• Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters [9d]
• Nvidia GTC will be full of surprises - just not for the consumer class [9d]