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ESPN NFL

Wilson's Halloween magic powers Jets past Houston to snap five-game skid [153d]
'Wanna feel old?': Ryan Fitzpatrick reflects on his son's 2014 viral moment [153d]
Halloween horror: Malachi Corley's fumble costs Jets touchdown against Texans [153d]
Sources: Nacua's knee injury not believed serious [153d]
Follow live: Rodgers, Jets look to snap five-game losing streak, host Texans [153d]
Follow live: Rodgers, Jets look to snap five-game losing streak, host Texans [153d]
Seahawks' Smith talks 'poker face' after losing cool [153d]
Macaulay Culkin's Joe Burrow impression among Halloween fits [153d]
Saints' Olave considering wearing Guardian Cap [153d]
Jets place Lazard on IR, likely to keep Williams [153d]
Coughlin, Shanahan among HOF candidates [153d]
Mahomes eyes WNBA team; 'No-brainer' for K.C. [153d]
'A big-time weapon': How Cardinals' Trey McBride is ascending into a top-tier TE [153d]
More TDs than incompletions?! The dizzying offensive numbers behind the Lions' red-hot run [153d]
From Snapchat to texts: How group chats from Ohio State have benefited C.J. Stroud, Texans [153d]
20 days of tumult: Despite firing Saleh and adding Reddick and Adams, the Jets continue to spiral [153d]

ESPN NBA

Magic's Banchero sidelined with torn oblique [153d]
Jazz's Markkanen (back spasms) sits vs. Spurs [153d]
'Their moment is now': Thunder's barking celebrations draw Draymond Green's concern [153d]
Sources: Magic's Banchero questionable vs. Cavs [153d]
'It's too early for that': Hornets scare LaMelo Ball as part of Halloween prank [153d]
Sources: Lakers decline option on Hood-Schifino [153d]
Rudy Gobert's Wolves nod among Halloween fits [153d]
Jordan Poole, Dyson Daniels and eight other early-season surprises [153d]
Sources: Sixers eye Embiid debut amid progress [153d]
The quiet free agent signing who could finally unlock KD, Booker and the Suns' Big 3 [153d]
Bronny nets first bucket, feels love in Cleveland [153d]
Holmgren gets best of Wemby in latest matchup [153d]

ESPN MLB

Rays' Franco sexual abuse trial to begin Dec. 12 [153d]
City approves $6.5M for Trop hurricane clean-up [153d]
MLB free agency: 8 O's into pool; Giolito opts in [153d]
Orioles acquire OF Cameron in trade with A's [153d]
WS game times tick up in pitch clock's 2nd year [153d]
Costas retires as longtime MLB play-by-play voice [153d]
Inside Freddie Freeman's and the Dodgers' march to a title that solidified their dominant era [153d]
Mets, veteran reliever Covey agree to 1-year deal [153d]
Braves deal slugger Soler to Angels for Canning [153d]
A's owner pledges $1B to build Vegas stadium [153d]
Twins' Kirilloff, 26, retires after injury-filled career [153d]
White Sox officially make Venable new manager [153d]
Every team's odds to win the 2025 World Series [153d]
12 arrested in celebrations after Dodgers' WS win [153d]
Hudson retires, walking off with 2nd Series ring [153d]
Glanville: One year, I dressed as myself for Halloween -- and no one recognized me [153d]
Freeman's spikes, more L.A. gear going to HOF [153d]
Cole: Yankees' meltdown in 5th 'as bad as it gets' [153d]
Yanks' Soto on free agency: Open to every team [153d]
In Game 5, Yankees fans lifted their team up -- even as it let them down [153d]
Dodgers plan World Series parade for Friday [154d]
Japan celebrates as Ohtani, Yamamoto win title [154d]
Dodgers win World Series after wild G5 comeback [154d]
Oddsmakers expect Dodgers to defend WS crown [154d]
Freeman earns World Series MVP after historic run [154d]
L.A. in five! The Dodgers -- from the stars to the supporting cast -- are World Series champs [154d]
Way-too-early 2025 MLB Power Rankings: Who's No. 1? How far down are the Mets?! [154d]

ESPN NHL

'You look like me': Auston Matthews meets viral fan who dressed as him for Halloween [153d]
NHL suspends Avs' Stienburg for charging Cernak [153d]
Macaulay Culkin's Joe Burrow impression, Rudy Gobert's Wolves nod among Halloween fits [153d]
Sharks' Celebrini returns to team activities [153d]
Michkov, Stankoven and other impressive rookies [153d]
Canes G Andersen nursing lower-body injury [153d]
Avs' Stienburg faces hearing for charging Cernak [153d]
Inside Steven Stamkos' emotional homecoming in Tampa -- and how he's authoring a new legacy in Nashville [153d]
Kopitar reaches 800 career assists in Kings' win [154d]

ESPN SOCCER

Transfer Talk: Could Vinícius Júnior depart for Saudi Arabia? [153d]
Messi: Had to reinvent my style due to age, MLS [153d]
Fermín signs new Barça deal with €500m clause [153d]
Bundesliga leaders Leipzig will put Dortmund's faith in Şahin to the test [153d]
Valencia-Madrid postponed amid fatal flooding [153d]
Emma Hayes' USWNT rebuild is just getting started [153d]
Sources: Amorim set for United job; mid-Nov. start [153d]
Klopp questions if Sergio Ramos is a 'good guy' [153d]
How does England find its next Hayes or Wiegman? This is the first step [153d]
PSG handed stand closure for anti-gay chanting [153d]
Botafogo reaches first Copa Libertadores final [154d]

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