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ESPN NFL

Packers shut out Saints to clinch playoff berth for fifth time in six years [97d]
49ers rule out LT Williams, others for last 2 games [97d]
'Sorry fellas': Lamar Jackson plans on watching Beyoncé's performance during Ravens-Texans [97d]
Gannon on Cards' collapse: 'Indictment on myself' [97d]
Sources: Texans claim WR Johnson off waivers [97d]
Rodgers muses at 'being released by a teenager' [97d]
Packers' Musgrave, out since W4, active for MNF [97d]
Raiders ignore draft uproar: 'Don't do this to lose' [97d]
Mahomes: Ankle should be OK during short week [97d]
Bears LT Jones out for season with ankle injury [97d]
Waiver wire: Potential replacements for James Conner, Jalen Hurts [97d]
Ex-NFL QB Vick introduced as Norfolk St. coach [97d]
Texans WR Dell has torn ACL, dislocated kneecap [97d]
First bets: Early picks for Week 17 [97d]
Rookie Brock Bowers key in helping Raiders end 10-game skid [97d]
Jets WR Garrett Wilson wants more targets, but says 'people see it differently' [97d]
'Run it!' ... or not: The Broncos gave up on the run against the Chargers, and it might have cost them [97d]
Wild Commanders win prompts jabs at Eagles, leading Week 16 trolls [97d]
Saints' Darren Rizzi is staying true to himself in head coaching quest [97d]
'Channel my inner Bavaro': Packers' Tucker Kraft breaking out amid comparisons to an NFL great [97d]
Eliminated Cowboys flex 'their pride,' beat Bucs [98d]

ESPN NBA

Nuggets' Murray out vs. Suns with sprained ankle [97d]
Embiid ejected in chaotic opening half in Philly [97d]
Start of Cavs vs. Jazz delayed by broken hoop [97d]
Mavs' Doncic (heel) to return Monday vs. Blazers [97d]
Wolves' Edwards fined again for criticizing officials [97d]
Giannis, Dame both out versus Bulls with illness [97d]
Waiver wire pickups: Go get Herbert Jones, Trey Murphy III [97d]
Victor Wembanyama doesn't want to be put in a box: 'I won't fit' [97d]

ESPN MLB

MLB, umpires reach tentative deal for new CBA [97d]
Phillies, righty Ross finalize one-year contract [97d]
New-look Astros admit talks with Bregman stalled [97d]
Sources: Slugger Jimenez gets Rays minors deal [97d]
McCutchen returns to Pirates on one-year deal [97d]
Sources: Buehler, Red Sox agree to 1-year deal [97d]
Ohtani named AP Male Athlete of Year for 3rd time [97d]
How a ruling you might have missed could shake up college baseball, MLB draft forever [97d]
MLB aggrieved fan index: The 10 most frustrated fan bases of 2024 [97d]
Sources: OF Pederson, Rangers agree to contract [97d]
Sources: Manaea back to Mets for 3 years, $75M [98d]

ESPN NHL

Bruins' Pastrnak exits with upper-body injury [97d]
Crosby ties Lemieux's Penguins record for assists [97d]
Sabres halt 13-game slide with rout of Islanders [97d]
Tkachuk returns following collision with Kucherov [97d]
'Safe travels': Devils follow emphatic win over Rangers with petty posts [97d]
Fantasy hockey waiver picks: Kaapo Kakko's prime opportunity in Seattle [97d]
Rangers make Kreider healthy scratch vs. Devils [97d]
Petgrave calls Johnson's death 'tragic accident' [97d]
World Junior Championship preview: Top contenders, key players to watch [97d]

ESPN SOCCER

Inzaghi remains calm amid Lautaro's goal drought [97d]
Transfer rumors, news: Bayern Munich short list Borussia Dortmund's Jamie Gittens [97d]
Boston NWSL team signs White Stadium lease [97d]
Title-chasing Inter claim 2-0 home win over Como [97d]
FIFPRO rejects transfer changes after Diarra ruling [97d]
Lease agreement confirmed for White Stadium [97d]
Chelsea's Enzo finally 'feeling good' under Maresca [97d]
Man City's star loyalty sees prodigies leave -- and flourish [97d]
LaLiga strugglers Valencia sack head coach Baraja [97d]
Atletico's Barcelona heist, Liverpool thump Spurs, more: Marcotti recaps the weekend [97d]
Source: No pressure on Amorim to pick Rashford [97d]
Arsenal's Saka out for 'many weeks' with injury [97d]
Transfer rumors, news: Barcelona offered Chelsea's Nkunku [97d]
The VAR Review: Estupiñán missed red card, Pickford penalty [97d]
PL high-fliers Forest hire ex-Roma CEO Souloukou [97d]
Mourinho plans no time off for 'minor' operation [97d]

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