The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Peter Thiel Funding Dating App For Conservatives [1322d]
• How To Eat Healthy In Just 3 Bites [1322d]
• We Tested Dozens Of Humidifiers As Part Of Our Captor’s Deranged Little Game [1322d]
• Painted Rocksnail Knows It Really Fucked If Animal As Cute As Koala Now Endangered [1322d]
• Study Finds Best Marker Of Desirability Still Wet Finger Making Sizzle Sound When Touched To Leg [1322d]
• Rank And Defile [1322d]
• San Francisco Police Department Accused Of Using Rape Kit DNA To Arrest Victim For Unrelated Crime [1323d]
• Signs You May Be Addicted To Sex [1323d]
• Dog Gets Taste Of Own Medicine After Houseguest Begins Humping Him [1323d]
• Boar’s Head Unveils New Funfetti Birthday Ham [1323d]