The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores [9h]
• Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again [9h]
• Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI [9h]
• FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter [9h]
• Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm [9h]
• Jeremy Stark [9h]
• Stephen Miller Assures Susie Wiles He Has Fridge Full Of Healthy Human Breasts [9h]