The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ [12h]
• MSNBC Renamed MS NOW [14h]
• Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child [14h]
• Evidence Suggests Easter Island Heads Were Gifts From Overbearing Mother-In-Law [15h]
• Marissa Green and Henry Right [15h]
• New Law Requires 15% Of Cocaine Received By Child Actors Be Set Aside For Future [15h]
• WNBA Agrees To End Disparity Between Men’s, Women’s Fines [15h]