The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Everything Elon Musk Did While Visiting Israel [3h]
• Biden Campaign Imperiled By Really Scratchy Blanket That Makes It Hard For President To Sleep [3h]
• Naïve Woman Asking About Boyfriend’s Video Game Has No Idea Dark Precedent She’s Set [3h]
• British Museum Under Pressure To Return Looted Hello Kitty Phone Case To Mall Kiosk [3h]
• Facebook Announces Human Trafficking Now Allowed On Marketplace [3h]
• Dad Really Letting Newfound Fame From Nextdoor Coyote Post Go To His Head [3h]
• Old Folks’ Home [5h]
• Daryl Hall Granted Temporary Restraining Order Against John Oates [5h]
• Cyber Monday Sales Expected To Hit Record High [20h]
• Vacationing Mom Taking Almost Pornographic Pleasure In Missing Bad Weather Back Home [21h]
• George Santos: ‘I Am Just A Little Girl Trapped At The Bottom Of A Well’ [22h]
• Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System [22h]