The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Biggest Revelations From New York’s Lawsuit Against Donald Trump [3h]
• Shinzo Abe’s Assassin Annoyed By Lousy Seats At State Funeral [4h]
• Every Question For Tesla Job Candidate About Raising Baby With Elon Musk [4h]
• Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies [4h]
• John Cena Sets Guinness World Record For Make-A-Wish Grants [4h]
• Weird Bug Being Eaten By Even Weirder Bug [5h]
• Elton John Awarded Medal By Joe Biden For Work To End AIDS [19h]