The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Researchers Identify Gene Responsible For Visualizing Murder After Touching Missing Person’s Sweater [2h]
• Kristi Noem Looms In Background During Entire Episode Of ‘90 Day Fiancé’ [5h]
• Pros And Cons Of Using ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ [5h]
• Secretary Of The Macabre Unveils Initiative To Fill Nation’s Empty Eye Sockets With Maggots [5h]
• Pete Hegseth Walks Fully Nude Around Newly Press-Free Pentagon [5h]
• Smucker’s Sues Trader Joe’s Over Uncrustables Dupe [5h]
• Instagram Restricts Teens To PG-13 Content [22h]
• Artist Profile: Addison Rae [23h]