The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Cold Plunges: Myth Vs. Fact [3h]
• Windows To Phase Out ‘Blue Screen Of Death’ [3h]
• Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide [4h]
• ‘1000-Lb Sisters’ Episode Begins With Disclaimer That Something Wrong With You For Watching [8h]
• Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity [8h]
• Harrison Ford Glares With Exhaustion As Disney Pitches Resurrecting Han Solo With Cybernetic Torso [10h]
• Wimbledon Player Issued Violation For Un-British Display Of Emotion [10h]