The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Thrift Store Categorizes Inflatable Birthing Tub As Decor [1h]
• Financial Experts Recommend Diversifying Portfolio With Multiple Harebrained Schemes [1h]
• RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants [1h]
• Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing [1h]
• Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant [1h]
• Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid [19h]
• Pope Francis Dead At 88 [19h]
• God Too Obsessed With Ants Right Now To Focus On Next Pope [19h]
• Pope Francis’ Children Ask For Privacy Following Father’s Death [19h]
• Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone [22h]