The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• 500-Pound Bear, ‘Hank the Tank’, Breaking Into California Homes For Food [1316d]
• The Onion Guide To Trump-Backed Truth Social [1316d]
• Piece Of Shit Baby Born On 2/22/2022 At 2:23 P.M. [1316d]
• Famous Authors React To Their Books Being Banned [1316d]
• Military Recruiter’s Pitch Surprisingly Upfront About How Many Civilians You Get To Kill [1316d]
• Disappointed Baby Takes Plastic Bag Off Head After Reading ‘Warning: Not A Children’s Toy’ [1316d]
• Crows Trained To Pick Up Cigarette Butts In Sweden [1316d]
• Worker Keeps Photo Of Empty Apartment On Desk To Remind Him Why He Stays Late [1316d]