The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking [1502d]
• Florida House Passes ‘Don’t Say Gay’ Bill [1502d]
• Fancy Water Cooler At Hotel Has Fish Floating In It [1502d]
• Cancer Researcher Develops Feelings For Lab Rat While Working Long Nights Alone Together [1502d]
• Man Sure It’s No Big Deal That He’s Betting On Sports In Dreams Now [1503d]
• Billionaires Predict The Biggest Threats To Humanity [1503d]
• Doe-Eyed Nation Outstretches Hands Toward Snarling, Barking Dog [1503d]
• Extensive Knowledge Of McDonald’s Menu Deliberately Downplayed [1503d]
• U.S. Eagles Have Chronic Lead Poisoning From Bullets [1503d]