The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Gas Prices In U.S. Hit Record High At $4.17 Per Gallon [1302d]
• ‘The Onion’ Promises Russian Oil Will Remain Available In ‘The Onion’ Store [1302d]
• Worst Social Media Mistakes You Can Make While Posting About War [1302d]
• Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping [1302d]
• Pope Francis Urges World To Respect Every Person’s Beliefs About Pizza Toppings [1302d]
• Friend Maybe Bit Too Available After Having Baby [1302d]
• Second Weather App Checked In Hopes Of Receiving More Favorable Forecast [1302d]
• Kamala Harris Spends Day Putting Together Keynote Presentation Of Reasons She Deserves Raise [1302d]
• Netflix’s ‘The Crown’, ‘Lupin’ Sets Robbed Of $500K In Props, Equipment [1302d]