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The Onion

Actresses Up For Madonna Biopic Must Do ‘Grueling’ Boot Camp [1300d]
WARNING: THIS PLATFORM IS FOR CHILDREN AND YOU ARE WAY TOO OLD TO BE HERE [1300d]
U.S. Condemns Russian Bombing Of Hospital As Horrific Act That Any World Power Could Theoretically Commit [1300d]
Companies That Have Stopped Operating In Russia Over The Ukraine Invasion [1300d]
Fuddruckers Pursues Market Opportunity By Opening 1,000 Locations In Russia [1300d]
Texas Bans Consensual Sex [1300d]
The Onion’s Spring 2022 TV Preview [1300d]
Starbucks Fights Unionization Effort By Hiring Pinkertons To Order Exhausting, Hyper-Specific Drinks [1300d]
Governor Signs Legislation Making College Tuition-Free [1300d]
Now Dawns The Age Of Unceasing Ruin, A Great Rending Of Flesh And Sundering Of Bone To Grease The Insatiate Engine Of Calamity: What It Means For Your Portfolio [1300d]
Consumer Protection Bureau Fines Curio Shop That Disappeared Hours After Unloading Haunted Talisman [1300d]
Volunteers Rush To Clean Up Glistening Hunks After Massive Baby Oil Spill [1300d]