The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Elon Musk Challenges Vladimir Putin To ‘Single Combat’ For Ukraine [1294d]
• Taxidermist Returns Finished Bob Dole To Display In Capitol Rotunda [1294d]
• Potential Outcomes For Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine [1294d]
• Airbnb Tests New Feature That Allows Black Guests [1294d]
• Worst Things You Can Say To A Bartender On St. Patrick’s Day [1294d]
• Body Language Expert Can Tell With 90% Accuracy If Person Sitting [1294d]
• Refugee Probably Only Got Accepted To Country Because His Dad Was A Refugee [1294d]
• Coleslaw Portion So Generous Man Feels Like He’s Getting Away With Robbery [1294d]
• White Guy Good Enough Rap Producer That He Allowed To Dress Like That [1294d]
• Squatters Occupy London Mansion Owned By Russian Oligarch [1294d]