The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• WNBA Star’s Detention In Russia Extended Until May [1291d]
• In Defense Of Mass Censorship [1292d]
• Secret Door In Apartment Leads To Weird Hidden Room!? [1292d]
• Timeline Of Putin’s Rise To Power [1292d]
• KitchenAid Unveils New 3-Piece Stainless Steel Dildo Attachment For Stand Mixer [1292d]
• Dog Could At Least Try To Act Like It Cared About Ukraine [1292d]
• Pete Davidson To Join Next Blue Origin Space Flight [1292d]
• Benefits Of Making Daylight-Saving Time Permanent [1292d]
• Report: Secretly Watching March Madness During Work Way Less Fun Working Remotely [1292d]
• Oscar Mayer Introduces New Filter-Tip Hot Dogs For Healthier Meat-Eating Experience [1292d]