The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Venice Hotel Guests Issued Water Guns To Shoot Gulls [1280d]
• Silicon Valley CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Him Being Fabulously Wealthy And Having A Blast [1280d]
• Academy Condemns Will Smith For Most Violent Incident Since Frances McDormand Gunned Down 43 At 1997 Oscars [1280d]
• Starving Yemeni Civilians Thank Media For Privacy During Difficult Time [1280d]
• Restaurant Workers Explain Why They Quit During The Pandemic [1280d]
• Sobriety Completely Changes Way Man Gains Weight [1280d]
• Woman Quickly Smashes Plate Over Head So She’ll Have Something To Talk About At Therapy [1280d]
• McDonald’s Launches $99 Ripoff Menu [1280d]
• Microplastics Found In Human Blood For First Time [1280d]
• Donation To Charity Flagged As Suspicious Activity [1280d]
• School’s Active Shooter Drill Includes Part Where Security Guard Practices Fleeing In Terror [1280d]