The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Dozens Of Aborted Fetuses Flee Through Back Window After D.C. Police Bust Down Door [1277d]
• Facebook Paid GOP Strategy Firm For Anti-TikTok Campaign [1277d]
• Americans Have Lost Faith In Government Due To Both Parties’ Failed Promises To Blow Up Mt. Rushmore [1277d]
• Russia-Ukraine War By The Numbers [1277d]
• Every State’s Favorite Pickup Lines [1277d]
• Fat Kid Summoned To Bouncy Castle To Really Get Shit Going [1277d]
• Man Hates Visiting Girlfriend’s Parents’ House, Sleeping In Her Childhood Bassinet [1277d]
• 23,000 Mail Ballots Rejected In Texas Primary [1277d]
• Scientists Speculate Universe May Be Simulation After ‘Trial Version Expired’ Appears Across Sky [1277d]
• NFL Satisfies Outraged Fans With New Overtime Rule That Both Teams Win [1277d]
• Masked, Visibly Erect Republicans Condemn Cawthorn’s Cocaine Orgy Claims As Patently False [1277d]