The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• The Onion Explains: War Crimes [1272d]
• Elon Musk Becomes Largest Twitter Shareholder [1272d]
• Increasingly Desperate Zelensky Straining To Connect War, Trowel Sales In Address To Garden Supply Wholesaler [1272d]
• Red Flags That Mean It’s Time Ditch Your Doctor [1272d]
• ‘They Switched It For Molasses!’ Yells Energy Secretary Discovering Nation’s Entire Oil Reserves Stolen [1273d]
• Kamala Harris Confirms Crack In Office Ceiling Seems Slightly Longer Today [1273d]
• BetterHelp Therapy Session Leads To Breakthrough In Sellable Patient Data [1273d]
• Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day [1273d]
• Dad Buried In Court Clothes [1273d]
• Amazon Workers Win Battle To Form First U.S. Union [1273d]