The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Russia Taps New General To Oversee Ukraine Invasion [1265d]
• Confused Russian Soldier Was Told Ukrainians Would Be Happy To Be Summarily Executed In Street [1265d]
• How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword [1265d]
• ‘She’s Going To Regret All Those Once She Gets Older,’ Says Man Watching Tattooed Woman Push Stroller Of Kids [1265d]
• Revlon Releases New Line Of Concealer Pins To Blind Self From Own Hideousness [1265d]
• Celebrities Explain How Being Canceled Changed Them [1265d]
• Mobster Excited For Surprise Trip To Secluded Lake With His 3 Best Buds [1265d]
• Insane Man Makes It Through Another Day Without Anyone Catching On [1265d]
• Mom Wants To Vacation Somewhere She Can Wear A Hat [1265d]
• ‘It’s Like I Can’t Do Anything Right,’ Says Woman Pretty Much Hitting Nail On Head [1265d]
• Oklahoma Tumbleweed Forced To Travel Across Three States To Get Abortion [1265d]
• Mattel Releases First Carbon-Neutral Toys [1265d]