The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Mark Zuckerberg Asks Hawaiian Neighbor To Cut Down Unsightly, Overgrown Rainforest [1250d]
• The Onion Cuts Up All Our Boyfriend’s Jeans [1250d]
• Elon Musk To Buy Twitter For $44 Billion [1250d]
• Group Of People All Smoking Cigarettes Outside Building Must Have Just Finished Sex Together [1250d]
• Flight Crews React To The End Of Mask Mandates [1250d]
• Goo Goo Dulls [1250d]
• Disney World Fortifies Borders With Armed Characters As Park Announces Plan To Secede From Florida [1250d]
• Real Estate Agent Driven Insane By Endless Possibilities Of Nook [1250d]
• Domino’s Under Fire For Sharing Pizza Topping Data With Police [1250d]
• Florida Bride, Caterer Arrested For Lacing Wedding Food With Marijuana [1250d]
• Childless Uncle Announces Plans To Get Third Fucked Up Dog [1250d]
• Woman Calls Out Sauce Stain On Her Shirt In Order To Control The Narrative [1250d]