The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Washington Commanders Let Make-A-Wish Kid Announce Pick, Become New Team President, Take Fall For Financial Irregularities [1247d]
• Poll Finds 58% Of U.S. Voters Would Back Independent Candidate Over Biden, Trump [1247d]
• Bus Driver Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Woman [1247d]
• R.L. Stine Testifies Before Congress To Get Kid-Eating Teachers Out Of Schools [1247d]
• Biden Tries To Boost Approval Ratings By Showing A Little Ankle [1247d]
• Timeline Of Famous Prisoner Exchanges [1247d]
• Ohio Law Mandates Rape Victims Send Thank You Notes For Gift Of Parenthood [1247d]
• Best Ways To Make Friends As An Adult [1247d]
• New York Public Library Makes Banned Books Available Nationwide For Free [1247d]
• How One Community Came Together To Fill Potholes With Old Electronics They Didn’t Know How To Dispose Of [1247d]