The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Modern Bathroom Sink Just Puddle On Granite Slab [1244d]
• Pelosi Makes Unannounced Trip To Kyiv To Meet With Zelensky [1244d]
• Wi-Fi Password On Post-It Note Read Aloud Like Incantation From Ancient Spell Book [1244d]
• Quiz: Is It Trash Or Recycling? [1244d]
• For Teacher Appreciation Week, Give Your Teacher A Pack Of Cigarettes! [1244d]
• Couple Unable To Watch Single Episode Of ‘Daniel Tiger’ Since Son Died [1244d]
• Study Shows Even Small Amounts Of Exercise Can Fight Depression [1244d]
• Sibling Group Chat Used Solely For Expressing Concern About Mom [1244d]
• Paintball Course Triggers Combat Veteran’s Flashback To Afghanistan Paintball Course [1244d]