The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Leaked Opinion Suggests Supreme Court Will Overturn ‘Roe V. Wade’ [1241d]
• Mars Introduces New Crab-Stuffed M&M’s [1242d]
• Barry White Estate Shares Previously Unreleased Album From Era When Singer Was Confused Virgin Frightened By Sex [1242d]
• Airlines Announce It Safe To Fly Planes Indoors Again [1242d]
• 2022 Midterms: Primary Elections To Watch [1242d]
• Foil Blanket Draped Over Panting Coworker Who Just Took Stairs [1242d]
• Worst Things To Say To Someone With Road Rage [1242d]
• Poor Kid Really Good At Grocery Part Of ‘The Price Is Right’ [1242d]
• Gynecologist Uses Speculum On Stubborn Pistachio Shell [1242d]