The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• ‘New York Times’ Drops ‘Fetus’ As Wordle Solution [1427d]
• Missouri Welcomes Women Unable To Get Arrested For Abortion In Home State [1427d]
• Students Unknowingly Egg Teacher’s Home [1427d]
• Nation Demands That Everything Be Explained In One Image [1427d]
• Shell Announces Plans To Plant Single Tree For Every Irreversible Planetary Disaster It Causes [1427d]
• Crown Royal Bag Turns Over New Leaf As First Grader’s Pencil Case [1427d]
• Rideshare Drivers Describe Their Worst Experience With A Customer [1427d]
• Dad Delivers Annual State Of The Lawn Address [1427d]
• Man Charged With Murdering His Wife Wins Indiana GOP Primary [1427d]
• Bombshell Report Finds Democrats Conspiring With Bookie To Deliberately Throw Midterms [1427d]
• Study Finds Flying On Airplane Far Safer Than Flying In Car [1427d]