The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• DeSantis Signs Bill Banning Protests Outside Private Homes [1227d]
• Dollar Dangling From Fishing Line Sure Does Look Enticing [1227d]
• What To Know About The Infant Formula Shortage [1227d]
• Enlightened Child Realizes Chasing Vendetta No Way To Spend Entire Bumper Car Ride [1227d]
• People Who Haven’t Had Covid Explain How They’ve Avoided It For 2 Years [1227d]
• Febreze Introduces New Rotting Rat Carcass For Covering Up Tough Odors [1227d]
• Judges Rule Calling Men ‘Bald’ Constitutes Sexual Harassment [1227d]
• Kindhearted Bouncer Lets Everyone Into Club For Being Hot In Their Own Special Way [1227d]
• Intrepid ‘Better Homes And Gardens’ Reporter Embeds Self Within Lawn Gnome Community [1227d]
• Johnny Depp Loses All Support After Fans Realize They’ve Been Confusing Him For Orlando Bloom [1227d]