The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Religion Rocked By Another Molestation Whatever [1412d]
• GOP Senator Says Maternal Death Rate Isn’t As Bad If You Don’t Count Black Women [1412d]
• Man Stuck Holding Door For Whole Conga Line [1412d]
• Surprised Brian Kemp Assumed Pence Died On Jan. 6 [1412d]
• Things To Never Say To Someone Who Can’t Breastfeed [1412d]
• Memorial Daze [1412d]
• Affection For Restaurant Dialed Back Upon Realization It A Chain [1412d]
• Report: Dad Won’t Admit He Feels Cute In New Hat [1412d]
• Nation’s Male Bus Strangers Announce Plans To Show Each Other Pictures Of Swimsuit Models On Their Phones [1412d]
• Meta Bans Employees From Talking About Abortion [1412d]
• Police Report Bystander Killed By Officer Had Long History Of Bystanding [1412d]