The Brutalist Report - onion

The Onion

Statue Reacts To Video Of Statue [1213d]
CEO Pay Rose 17% Last Year [1213d]
Gun Laws In Every State [1213d]
Point/Counterpoint: A Self-Driving Tesla Ran Over My Son vs. Elon Musk Is Revolutionizing The Way We Kill People [1213d]
Company Touts Hire Of 3 Black Women Who Will Stand Next To CEO [1213d]
Customer Not Going To Complain In Case He Accidentally Did Order Sandwich With Band-Aid In It [1213d]
Enron Reopens [1213d]
Man Wastes Another Gorgeous Day Being Dead [1213d]
Eric Adams Announces $4 Billion Budget Increase For NYPD To Fight Ghosts [1213d]
Extremely Low Note Causes Shattered Wine Glass To Re-Form [1213d]