The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Red Cross Unveils New ‘Just Let Me Choke’ Sign [1206d]
• New York Passes Bill To Raise Age To Own Semi-Automatic Rifles From 18 To 21 [1206d]
• NSA Honored For Diversity In Surveillance Footage [1206d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1206d]
• ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens [1206d]
• Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes [1207d]
• Americans Explain Why Assault Weapons Must Stay Legal [1207d]
• What You Need To Know About The Royal Platinum Jubilee [1207d]
• Kotex Introduces New Expedition Tampons With Very Long String For Easily Tracing Way Back Home [1207d]
• Dogs Able To Detect Covid With High Accuracy [1207d]
• Dad Asks If They Still Make Cocaine [1207d]
• Suicide Note Skimmed For Own Name [1207d]
• Survey Finds Balloons Still Nation’s Favorite Floating Orb [1207d]
• 6 Hours That Man Will Utterly Squander After Work Fantasized About For Entire Day [1207d]