The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Heroic Passenger Provides Emergency Beverage Service After Flight Attendant Falls Ill [1202d]
• Michigan GOP Governor Candidate Arrested For Role In Capitol Riots [1202d]
• ‘American Idol’ Turns 20 [1202d]
• Conservatives Warn Watching Drag Shows Could Turn Children Into Attention Seekers [1202d]
• Grandma Spends Entire Dinner Chewing Up, Spitting Out Same Bite Of Steak [1202d]
• World’s Great White Sharks Call For Immediate Release Of All Caged Scuba Divers [1202d]
• North Dakota Constructs Billion-Dollar Stadium Just In Case Some NFL Franchise Gets Desperate [1202d]
• Unsettling PETA Ad Features Sobbing Burger Giving Man Blow Job [1202d]
• Oil Spill Engulfs Lincoln Memorial After U.S. Lifts Drilling Restrictions On National Monuments [1202d]
• Most Misguided Corporate Pride Campaigns [1202d]
• Laura Dern And T. Rex Reexamine 68-Million-Year Age Gap In Original ‘Jurassic Park’ [1202d]
• Ambien Unveils New 48-Hour Weekend Getaway Sleeping Pill [1202d]
• Argentina Confirms Hundreds Of Demons Hid Out In Nation For Years After War Between Heaven And Hell [1202d]
• Nationwide 988 Suicide Prevention Hotline Launching This Summer [1202d]