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The Onion

Over 100 Million Americans Under Extreme Heat Advisories Across U.S. [1197d]
FDA Warns Americans To Take That Out Of Their Mouth This Instant [1197d]
Biggest Republican Talking Points To Downplay January 6 [1197d]
Conquering Mount Everest: Why Would Anyone Want To Do That? Don’t They Know It’s Dangerous? It’s So Expensive And You Could Literally Get Killed [1197d]
NASA Astronauts Prepare For Mission To Mars By Spending Year Living In Simulated Colony On Venus [1197d]
Two M&M Factory Workers Rescued After Falling Into Chocolate-Filled Vat [1197d]
Bandaged Finger Lifted Slightly During Hand Job [1197d]
Philharmonic Orchestra Conductor Receives 8-Concert Suspension For Using Corked Baton [1197d]
Kidnapper Surprised Pulling Out Hostage’s Fingernails Didn’t End Stockholm Syndrome [1197d]