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The Onion

Study Finds U.S. Could Have Saved 338,000 Lives From Covid With Universal Healthcare [1195d]
Point/Counterpoint: President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6 vs. Mike Pence Was Wrong To Say President Trump Went Too Far On Jan. 6 [1195d]
Fed Raises Interest Rates In Effort To—Hey, Pay Attention, This Is Important! [1195d]
Onion Explains: The Totalitarian State Of North Korea (Part 1) [1195d]
New Black Wristbands Designated For Visitors Condemned To Spend Eternity At Water Park [1195d]
Jan. 6 Rioters Explain Why They Stormed The Capitol [1195d]
Grandma Didn’t Exactly Live In 6 Countries Because She Loved To Travel [1195d]
Kid With Kitchen Play Set In Bedroom One-Upped By Poor Friend Who Sleeps Next To Real Stove [1195d]
Ancient Greek ‘Yearbook’ Discovered On 2,000-Year-Old Tablet [1195d]
Black Woman Spends Out-Of-Body Experience Yelling At Paramedics To Actually Help Her [1195d]
Report: Didn’t Pop [1195d]