The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Children Served Floor Sealant Instead Of Milk At Alaska Day Care [1190d]
• Wife Fact: Did You Know? [1190d]
• Pay Palm Bomb [1190d]
• Ceiling Fan Knocks Off 1,000th Chef’s Hat [1190d]
• Experts Say Ongoing Institutional Crisis In Haiti Could Be Decisive Piece Of Knowledge That Makes You Seem Smart [1191d]
• Friend Who Doesn’t Drink Announces Plans To Buy Weirdest Fucking Soda Imaginable [1191d]
• Texans Explain Why They Are Voting For Greg Abbott [1191d]
• BTK Ready To Start Dating Again [1191d]
• Mental Health Experts Warn Lack Of Purpose, Accomplishments Could Be Sign Democratic Leaders Depressed [1191d]