The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Canada Banning Single-Use Plastics [1188d]
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• God Brings Into Existence Second God To Do All His Creation For Him [1188d]
• Airlines Hiring Anyone Who Looks Good In Crisp Uniform To Offset Pilot Shortage [1188d]
• Russian Journalist Auctions Off Nobel Peace Prize For $103.5 Million To Help Ukraine [1188d]
• Elderly Polish Man At Bar Apparently Allowed To Smoke Inside [1188d]
• Grandma Coughing Better These Days [1188d]
• Things To Never Say To Someone Who Owns A Pit Bull [1188d]
• The Onion’s Summer 2022 Movie Preview [1188d]
• The Walls Are Dripping Blood: Why That Could Be A Good Thing [1188d]
• IT Guy Requests Employees Stop Placing Difficult-To-Remove Stickers On Him [1188d]