The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Ghislaine Maxwell Receives Lighter Sentence For Years Of Dedicated Work With Children [1183d]
• Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong To Renounce U.S. Citizenship Over Roe v. Wade Ruling [1183d]
• Supreme Court Ruling Allows Public School Teachers To Lead Students In Crusades [1183d]
• Study Links Postpartum Depression To Baby Immediately Slapping, Flipping Off Mother After Birth [1183d]
• Americans React To Roe V. Wade Being Overturned [1183d]
• Losing Custody Of Kids Only Makes Single Dad More Appealing [1183d]
• Man Hopes Nicely Dug Grave Will Get Him Back In Captors’ Good Graces [1183d]
• Study Finds Majority Of Florida Students Can’t Pass Basic Test Of Racial Purity [1183d]
• San Francisco Adds ‘No Public Restrooms’ To City Entrance Sign’ [1183d]
• Period Drama [1183d]
• Friends Always Trying To Set Up Single Woman With New Puzzle [1183d]
• Senators Say Trump Supreme Court Nominees Misled Them [1183d]