The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices [1291d]
• Justice Breyer Officially Retires [1291d]
• Phil Mickelson: ‘Taking Money From The Saudis Leaves Less Money For The Next 9/11’ [1291d]
• Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies [1291d]
• Amy Coney Barrett Worried Rest Of Feminist Book Club Mad At Her [1291d]
• Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes [1291d]
• Biggest Lies Americans Are Taught About The 4th Of July [1291d]
• Completely Legal Reasons Pharmacists Can Use To Refuse Birth Control [1291d]
• Airbnb Banning Party Houses Permanently [1291d]
• Crime: How Our Manipulated And In Some Cases Completely False Data Shows Crime Is On The Rise [1291d]
• The Causes Of Higher Gas Prices [1291d]
• Man Disgusted After Shining Blacklight On Ejaculating Penis [1291d]
• Military Recruiter Shows Up To Ultrasound [1291d]