The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Minnesota ‘Accidentally’ Legalizes THC Edibles [1175d]
• Violent Man Always Begs Wall For Forgiveness After Hitting It [1175d]
• Competitive Eater Tragically Forgets To Take Ball Gag Out Of Mouth Before Eating Contest [1175d]
• Poll Finds Americans Would Endure At Least 150 Million Dead In Exchange For Cheaper Burrito Bowls [1175d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Oppose Abortions [1175d]
• Bald Man’s Pubes Still Going Strong [1176d]