The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Boris Johnson Resigns After Party Mutiny [1172d]
• Understanding How The January 6 Riot Unfolded [1172d]
• Report: More Young Americans Achieving Homeownership By Changing Locks On Airbnb [1172d]
• Money Fact: Did You Know? [1172d]
• Shinzo Abe Assassination Prompts Americans To Wonder What It Would Be Like If Someone Got Shot In U.S. [1172d]
• Skeptical Doctor Asks Woman Flattened By Steamroller To Rate Pain [1172d]
• Local Mom Wants Just One Nice Vacation Photo Where Family Isn’t Running From Gunfire [1172d]
• Canadians React To American Gun Laws [1172d]
• Vicious Cycles [1172d]
• Sharpie Introduces New Pens For Making Subtle Mark On Bottle To Check If Sober Boyfriend Drinking Again [1172d]
• Worker Accidentally Paid 300 Times His Salary Disappears With Money [1172d]
• Luxury Hotel Maid Folds Mattress Into Swan [1172d]
• Nation’s Overweight Bullies Announce Plan To Sit On You [1172d]