The Brutalist Report

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• Elon Musk Says He’s Terminating $44 Billion Deal To Buy Twitter [1169d]
• Archeologists Uncover Ancient ‘Big Dog’ Shirt Christ Wore To Sleep In [1169d]
• Insurance Company Swears They’ll Get The Next Round [1169d]
• Pros And Cons Of ‘Buy Now, Pay Later’ Apps [1169d]
• Men Discuss How Abortions Have Affected Them [1169d]
• Hit Man Feels More Motivated To Kill If He Can Cross Names Off List When He’s Done [1169d]
• Ambulance Driver Spends Slow Night Circling Block Outside Retirement Home [1169d]
• Tucker Carlson Blames Mass Shootings On Women Lecturing Men About Privilege [1169d]
• Man Using La Quinta Business Center Must Be High-Level Corporate Executive In Town To Close Major Deal [1169d]
• Bored Baby Wishes It Had Something To Choke On [1169d]