The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Brooklyn Bishop Robbed Of $1 Million Worth Of Jewelry During Church Service [1153d]
• The Onion Reviews 'When Harry Met Sally' [1153d]
• CDC Issues Emergency Authorization For Local Man To Go Shirtless During Heat Wave [1153d]
• Americans React To Biden’s Covid Diagnosis [1153d]
• Study Finds Joggers Burn Up To 200 Calories From Repeatedly Pulling Down Bunched-Up Shorts [1153d]
• Struggling Company Rebrands As Good [1153d]
• Walgreens Customers Denied Birth Control, Condoms On Religious Grounds [1153d]
• Grandmother Slams Back Handful Of Pills Like Raver In Bathroom Of German Nightclub [1153d]
• Bullshit Mass Grave Just One Guy [1153d]