The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Trump Boys Thrilled FBI Seized Documents, Leaving Dozens Of Empty Boxes To Play In [1138d]
• Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson Break Up [1138d]
• Relieved Trump Thought Mar-A-Lago Raid Was About All The Bodies [1138d]
• Serena Williams Announces Retirement From Tennis To Focus On Dominating Field Of Motherhood [1138d]
• Kim Kardashian Vows To Never Forget Incredible Publicity She Shared With Pete [1138d]
• Parent Fact: Did You Know? [1138d]
• Republican Senators Explain Why They Opposed The Climate Bill [1138d]
• Man On Deathbed Wishes He Spent More Time Going To TheOnion.com [1138d]
• Intimacy Coordinator Hired For Set Of ‘Hard Knocks’ To Ensure Safe Environment For Tackling [1138d]
• Diner Menu Suggests They’re Open To Trying Anything Customer Wants To Do To An Egg [1138d]
• Great Britain Returns Looted Stonehenge Back To India [1138d]
• U.S. Developing Tactical Bra For Female Soldiers [1138d]
• Philadelphia Becomes First City To Be 100% Parking Spots [1138d]
• New Public Safety Campaign Dissuades Mass Shooters With Reminder That They’re Kind Of An Obvious Choice Now [1138d]