The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Armed Man Tries To Breach FBI Office In Cincinnati [1135d]
• Tree Picks Fight With Wrong Alcoholic [1135d]
• ‘We Have No Plans To Scrap The Flash At This Time,’ Says Bruised, Trembling Warner Bros. CEO [1135d]
• FBI Sent Itemized Bill For 12-Hour Stay At Mar-A-Lago [1135d]
• This Elon Musk Deepfake Cannot Be Real [1135d]
• Americans Explain Why They Want Trump To Run Again [1135d]
• Doctor Not Sure How To Break News To Patient That He Born In America [1135d]
• Startling Evidence Finds Pentagon Failed To Stop Pakistani Wedding Despite Prior Knowledge [1135d]
• Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips [1135d]
• Hungover Astronaut Wakes Up In Bed With No Idea How He Made It Back To Earth [1135d]
• New Study Finds Women Can Have 3 Types Of Orgasms [1135d]