The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato [1131d]
• FBI Search Warrant Shows Trump Suspected Of Violating Espionage Act [1131d]
• City’s Primary Investment In Community Comes Through Police Department’s Wrongful Death Settlements [1131d]
• Man Realizes Parents Only Pushed Him Hard To Make Him Insecure For Rest Of Life [1132d]
• Sand Trap [1132d]
• Climate Bill Allocates $3 Billion To Paint Snowy Peaks Onto Mountains [1132d]
• Conservatives Question Why FBI Raided Mar-A-Lago While Dick Dastardly Remains Free [1132d]
• Report: Not Protecting Children Very Well Saved U.S. $5 Trillion Over Last Decade [1132d]
• Everything The FBI Seized During The Raid At Mar-A-Lago [1132d]
• New Texas Law Requires Gun Buyers To Show Proof Of Mental Illness [1132d]
• Study Finds Spiders Sleep In Way Similar To Humans [1132d]