The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Short Pallbearer Hanging On For Dear Life [1127d]
• ​​Florida Court Rules Teen ‘Not Mature Enough’ To Have Abortion [1127d]
• Mark Zuckerberg Worried His Metaverse Avatar Doesn’t Fully Capture How Inhuman He Looks [1127d]
• How To Make Slow-Cooked Russet Potatoes That Fall Right Off The Bone [1127d]
• Ukraine Completes Successful Takeover Of Russia [1127d]
• Texas Schools Require Clear Bags To Prevent Students From Bringing In Books [1127d]
• Conservatives Explain Why They Do Not Trust The FBI [1127d]
• Underwhelming Fantasy Novel Starts With Map Of Ohio [1128d]
• Determined Lab Researcher Not Giving Up On Finding Something That Can Be Cured By Drinking Own Urine [1128d]
• Study Finds Humans First Crossed To New World Using Land Bridge Of Previously Drowned Humans [1128d]
• CDC Director: ‘At Least We’re Not Fucking FEMA, Okay?’ [1128d]
• Liz Cheney Loses Primary To Trump-Backed Opponent [1128d]