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The Onion

Colleagues Give Dr. Fauci Rubella As Retirement Gift [1123d]
Fauci To Step Down In December [1123d]
Medical Student Totally Blanks On How To Solemnly Close Dead Patient’s Eyelids [1123d]
Gut Reaction [1123d]
How Did You Know He Was Cheating? [1123d]
Americans Explain Why The Minimum Wage Should Not Be Raised [1123d]
Landlord Informs Tenants Of Upcoming Improvements To His Lake House [1123d]
Sacklers Ask Friend For Hookup To Buy Pharmaceutical Company From [1123d]
Mom Compliments Foreigner On How Cheap Everything Is In Their Country [1123d]
Dennis Rodman Plans Trip To Russia To Seek Brittney Griner’s Release [1123d]