The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Long Covid Keeping 2 To 4 million Americans Out Of Workforce, Report Says [1117d]
• Things All Men Who Are Buried Alive Say On Hinge [1117d]
• Gigantic L.A. Police Robot Rises From Ocean To Chase Homeless Child From Park [1117d]
• God Still Waiting For Humans To Discover Easter Egg Feature Hidden In Cows [1117d]
• BabyBjörn Introduces New Concealed Carry Ankle Infant Holster [1117d]
• School District Waives Sex-Ed Curriculum For Students Who Look Like They Know What’s Up [1117d]
• Surgeon Tying Patient’s Tubes Salts And Curses Uterus For Good Measure [1117d]
• Americans Explain Why They Oppose Canceling Student Debt [1117d]
• Coffee Table Coasters Used Exclusively To Cover Up Existing Water Rings [1117d]
• Drought Reveals 113 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Tracks In Texas [1117d]
• Critics Praise Film For Fresh Commentary On Kevin Hart And Dwayne Johnson’s Contrasting Size [1117d]