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The Onion

Missouri School District Reinstates Paddling To Punish Students [1114d]
Uber App Now Allowing Passengers To Rate Driver’s Ethnicity [1115d]
Study: House Appraisals 40% Lower When Haunted By Black Ghosts [1115d]
Dinner Party Guests Make Awkward Small Talk About Host Being Murdered By Someone In This Very Room [1115d]
A Look At The Class Of 2026 [1115d]
Inmate Regrets Wearing Shorts To Execution After Feeling Thighs Stick To Electric Chair [1115d]
Everything You Need To Know About Amazon’s ‘The Lord Of The Rings: The Rings Of Power’ [1115d]
Solar Power Investment Skyrockets Upon Discovery Of Massive Underground Deposit Of Sunlight [1115d]
Guy On Nextdoor Asks Neighbors If They Interested In Joining Militia [1115d]
New Prevention Campaign Urges Public To Look Out For Early Signs Of Being Cut In Half By Samurai [1115d]
Tigers Center Fielder Crashes Into Outfield Wall Just To Feel Something [1115d]
New York Stores Now Banning Sale Of Whipped Cream Canisters To People Under 21 [1115d]
Golf Course Groundskeeper Leaves Triangle Of Longer Grass Above Hole [1115d]