The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Fox News Hosts React To Dominion Voting Systems Lawsuit [1211d]
• Majority Of Police Officer’s House Calls To Fellow Officers’ Houses [1211d]
• Pros And Cons Of Parental Controls On Apps [1211d]
• $1.34 Billion Lottery Prize Still Unclaimed [1211d]
• Local Priest Takes Great Pride In Never Having Molested Anyone [1211d]
• Man Doesn’t See Color, Only Head Shape [1211d]
• Study Finds Consumers Wish Self-Checkout Kiosk Would Tell Them They Did Great Job [1211d]
• Bored Woman To Give Book Few More Chapters Just In Case Author Gets Better At Writing [1211d]