The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• New Yorkers With Marijuana Convictions First To Be Given Dispensary Licenses [1513d]
• Serena Williams Takes Home Chair Umpire From Final Match As Career Memento [1513d]
• U.S. Escalates Campaign Against Spotted Lanternflies By Arming Praying Mantises [1513d]
• Pennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. Oz [1514d]
• Timeline Of The DOJ’s Investigation Into Mar-A-Lago [1514d]
• Zoo Insists If They Can Get A New Gorilla They’ll Really Take Care Of It This Time [1514d]