The Brutalist Report

The Onion

• Steve Bannon Arraigned On Public Indecency Charges For Going Around Looking Like That [1105d]
• Queen Elizabeth II Dies [1105d]
• Report: Queen Elizabeth Shot Herself In Bunker As Enemy Forces Closed In [1105d]
• Satisfying: Watch This Water Balloon Burst With Liquid Just As Intended [1105d]
• Guy In Line For Port-A-Potty Won’t Stop Assuring Everyone He Pisses Quick [1105d]
• Controversial State Farm Ad Features Patrick Mahomes Insisting There No Way To Insure Against God’s Judgment [1105d]
• What To Know About New U.K. Prime Minister Liz Truss [1105d]
• Legal Experts Weigh In On Mar-A-Lago Special Master Ruling [1105d]
• Miss England Pageant Finalist Becomes First To Compete Without Makeup [1105d]
• ‘Keep Going,’ Says Restaurant Patron Watching Server Out Of Cheese Start To Grate Hand [1105d]
• Study: Married Americans Spend 40 Minutes Each Year Pointing Gun At Sleeping Spouse [1105d]
• Climate-Conscious Drake, Kylie Jenner, Elon Musk Cram Into Shared Celebrity Megabus [1105d]
• Manti Te’o Reveals He’s Still Friends With Lennay Kekua [1105d]
• Party One Of Those Awkward Ones Where Man Knows Everyone There [1105d]